Punchline Competition!
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Background
The Vue Class Store readme starts with an intro written in the form of a "3 guys walk into a bar" joke:
So Vue, Vuex and Vue Class Store walk into a bar...
Vue says: "I'll give you reactivity, computed properties and watches, but only in components, only using a special objects-and-function schema, and I demand initial values be passed in from a parent component using props! I don't get along particularly well with TypeScript either, so good luck with figuring that one out, buddy"
Vuex says: "I'll give you global reactivity and computed properties, but I'm going to call them esoteric names and require you set them up globally with a convoluted schema, access them only through a centralised store, and I'll force you to make all updates through string-based paths, with different formats, helpers, terminology and best practices. I'll also make it difficult to go more than a couple of levels deep, and I'll give you watches but you'll hate them so probably best not to use those either"
Vue Class Store says: "I'll give you reactivity, computed properties and watches, written in standard JavaScript or TypeScript, with no setup or boilerplate, and you can use me anywhere"
The end
Unfortunately, it's missing a punchline!
The intro does its job, so I'm not sure a punchline is even needed, but it would be nice.
Challenge
Come up with a punchline!
Submissions should:
- be funny
- be appropriate
- support the message
Submission / voting / judging criteria:
- submit punchlines as comments (1 punchline per comment, unlimited submissions)
- vote punchlines with 👍 for good effort and 🎉 for hilarious.
- I will pick a punchline at some point in the future!
No idea if this will go anywhere, but why not... 😄
Bartender goes ERROR in app/src/main.ts 6:32 Could not find a declaration file for module './punchline.ts'. 'app/src/punchline.ts' implicitly has an 'any' type.
The bartender says: So, You're Vuex but less maintenance.