✨ Glowup Vibes ✨

The most goated Babel plugin

This plugin was high key inspired by an Instagram reel by @justin.makes.things: https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cwn5KYtIWDm/

I was shook. I thought it hit different so I said "bet" and started flexin on em. IYKYK fam.

Here's my stitch on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cxvwz76vBus/

Or, watch my YouTube short #likeAndSubscribe

What does it do?

It transpiles internet slang into valid JavaScript.

This was a fun project to increase my AST rizz. I'm a Babel simp now 👉👈

How to use it

Install npm install babel-plugin-glowup-vibes --save
Set up babel and add babel-plugin-glowup-vibes to your list of plugins
Highkey start flexing. Use the options outlined in Options. Running your build command should be a major W. Look for big JavaScript vibes wherever you set the output to go (in our example below, it'll be in lib/compiled.js)

In case you need more detailed instructions than that:

To set up babel, create a babel.config.json file and add the following to it:

{
    "presets": [
        [
            "@babel/preset-env",
            {
                "targets": {
                    "edge": "17",
                    "firefox": "60",
                    "chrome": "67",
                    "safari": "11.1"
                },
                "useBuiltIns": "usage",
                "corejs": "3.6.5"
            }
        ]
    ],
    "plugins": ["babel-plugin-glowup-vibes"]
}

Add something like this to your package.json file:

"scripts": {
    "build": "babel ./src/script.js --out-file ./lib/compiled.js"
},

Options

Your Code	JS
noCap	true
cap	false
onGod	true
ghosted	return null
lowkey.stan("message")	console.log("message")
lowkey.sus("message")	console.warn("message")
lowkey.cringe("message")	console.error("message")
throw new L("message")	throw new Error("message")
yeet(new L("message"))	throw new Error("message")
PERIODT	break

Contributing

I welcome PRs if you can think of ways to make this even more bussin.

When you submit a PR, don't forget to update the table in the README along with the appropriate code in example.js.

Note: this was designed using Babel 7 and I haven't tested it on anything else. I super don't guarantee that this is totally flawless - it's one of those toy projects that I'll probably publish and forget about.

License

You're free to use this according to the MIT license.

Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy of this software and associated documentation files (the "Software"), to deal in the Software without restriction, including without limitation the rights to use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or sell copies of the Software, and to permit persons to whom the Software is furnished to do so, subject to the following conditions:

The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be included in all copies or substantial portions of the Software.

THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM, OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN THE SOFTWARE.