letsbuilda/imsosorry

Advanced Uwuification

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As you can see, the current uwugorithm maxes out at a measly medium-ish uwuification...
Obviously, this is completely unacceptable! The entire purpose of this functionality is to increase the uwuification! If it just stops, then it hasn't done it's job!
We need to increase the uwuification to maximum power to make sure that messages are always increased!
Unfortunately, it looks like the scrolls for most advanced uwugorithms were lost, so we're going to have to reimplement the advanced functions ourselves.

what but how

what but how

That's what we're here to discuss. The ancient scrolls were lost, so we're having to rebuild these uwugorithms ourselves...

Can this repo be of use somehow?

128 bit simd for uwuification lmfao

The first sentence of every uwuified string is not stutterified

2 methods for advanced uwuification:

  1. Syllabic uwuification, non-absolute l/r replace (drastic -> dwastiwc, stutter -> stwuttewr)
  2. Lengthening (so like -> soo likee)
    Combining them might give good results.