mitchhedberg
Mitch Hedberg was the best.
Installation
You can install the released version of mitchhedberg from CRAN with:
install.packages("mitchhedberg")
You can install the dev version of mitchhedberg from Github with:
remotes::install_github("mkearney/mitchhedberg")
Example
Print a randomly selected Mitch Hedberg joke
mitchhedberg::joke()
#> I don't own a watch because I want my arms to weigh the same.
Add to your startup routine (for interactive sessions where {mitchhedberg} is installed)
mitchhedberg::joke_on_startup()
Restart R (examples below)
Restarting R session...
My friend came up to me and he said "Hey, you know what I like?
Mashed potatoes." It was like, "Dude, you gotta give me time to
guess. If you're gonna quiz me, you gotta put a pause in there."
Restarting R session...
I type 101 words a minute, but it's in my own language.
Restarting R session...
I can read minds. But it's pointless because I'm illiterate.
Restarting R session...
I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicting to gambling... I'm
addicting to sitting in a semicircle.