sushijs/san-francisco-ca-usa

Fishless abandoned rice balls make @btford sad

chromakode opened this issue ยท 7 comments

Steps to reproduce:

  1. Eat the ๐ŸŸ off of ๐Ÿฃ, leaving the ๐Ÿ™.
  2. @btford will become sad.

In past cases, this situation has resolved itself by @btford eating the remaining ๐Ÿ™ .

Suggested fixes:

  1. Patch the code of conduct to prohibit abandoning ๐Ÿ™s.
  2. Patch the code of conduct to require @btford to eat any abandoned ๐Ÿ™s.
  3. Order sashimi instead.

+1

I patched the Code of Conduct two hours ago.

๐Ÿ‘ฏ ๐Ÿ‘ฏ ๐Ÿ‘ฏ ๐Ÿ‘ฏ ๐Ÿ‘ฏ ๐Ÿ‘ฏ ๐Ÿ‘ฏ ๐Ÿ‘ฏ

Also remember ๐Ÿ˜Ž next time in the off chance you get the spot with the sun.

@akenn ++; we should have a best practices section.

i don't think we need to prematurely optimize the sushi eating process when the conversion rate of rice with each piece of fish is above 90%. most people would kill for a 10% churn rate :)

maybe just order chirashi or sashimi? #bestpractices