# Greeting messages
set powered_msgs \
"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. - Oscar Wilde" \
"So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa" \
"A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero" \
"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. - Mark Twain" \
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas A. Edison" \
"If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa" \
"If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself. - Albert Einstein" \
"Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them. - Lemony Snicket" \
"If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe" \
"Not all those who wander are lost. - J.R.R. Tolkien" \
"Do one thing every day that scares you. - Eleanor Roosevelt" \
"There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed. - Ernest Hemingway" \
"Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again. - C.S. Lewis" \
"Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom. - Aristotle" \
"The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing. - Socrates" \
"A day without laughter is a day wasted. - Nicolas Chamfort" \
"Those who don't believe in magic will never find it. - Roald Dahl" \
"Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions. - Dalai Lama" \
"Whatever you are, be a good one. - Abraham Lincoln" \
"At the touch of a lover, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato" \
"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything. - Chuck Palahniuk" \
"One day I will find the right words, and they will be simple. - Jack Kerouac" \
"Always do what you are afraid to do. - Ralph Waldo Emerson" \
"Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. - Carl Sagan" \
"The unexamined life is not worth living. - Socrates" \
"Why fit in when you were born to stand out? - Dr. Seuss" \
"If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero" \
"Show me a hero, and I'll write you a tragedy. - F. Scott Fitzgerald" \
"What you seek is seeking you. - Rumi" \
"The road to hell is paved with adverbs. - Stephen King" \
"If you look for perfection, you'll never be content. - Leo Tolstoy" \
"Fear cuts deeper than swords. - George R.R. Martin" \
"The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. - Lao Tzu" \
"If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em! - John Waters"
# Pick a random quote
set count (count $powered_msgs)
set random_index (random 1 $count)
set random_quote $powered_msgs[$random_index]
# Print the random quote
echo $random_quote
end