Q: Why did you do so much of this in JS or Python when it is 10x easier with SQL
A: You don't get SQL in Cloud, and the customers who needed this were in Cloud
Q: Why is there XYZ thing hardcoded in a script?
A: Scripts were written to get the job done, not be fancy or nice code
Q: Will you write a script with functionality ABC for us?
A: Please reach out to us and we can discuss it
Q: Theres a bug
A: Probably
Q: Did anyone actually ask any of these question
A: Nope, I was bored on a flight home and cleaned up this repo and wrote these