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[Verse 1: Double K] Old English 800, or the Genuine Draft Living the High Life but Steel Reserved when it's bad You can say I have a problem man (but) I say they help me solve 'em Drinking 40s wit' my nigga dog and all the dudes who bought 'em It seems I have evolved in to this party animal I be drunk and talking shit, while you pricks take it light Get off the mic and let me babble 'bout the days of old When I was young ya didn't know ice teas could be so cold All I knew was colors..and that stuff my mom made Nowadays I drink just like it's the purple Kool Aid Bro go easy on the ice and add a little more Smirnoff So by the time I reach the bottom I can be clear off Don't think it's 'bout to end I say it's 'bout to begin Take off my shirt, show my belly, offend a few of my friends And you can ask Kid Lex we be doing the most On Melrose with a 5th in hand, yelling at hoes And ain't getting no play from the ladies who pass Shit, we're drunk, breath stinking without a inch of class And that's alright with me, 'cause baby I'm the Big Mac {Went over to McDonald's}, I'm 'bout to cop a fat sack 'Cause niggas be like "Every time I see you K, you drunk." Remarks like that will get 'em judged as a punk You ain't Crunk, buddy I'll take your latest hip-hop money Divide it wit' my friends so we can all get funny Keep your thoughts to yourself 'cause on the real cousin', I'm buzzing Tell your peoples I'm a motherfucker case they thought I wasn't Mom said: "Chill out..or watch your life go down" Saw what happened to a friend, well it won't happen again And I promise: most functional, this bottle here's my petrol Force field for the unreal...I got no time to kill Plus..the first time I took a nip I didn't sip Couple of wine coolers took exactly what it was What a buzz! Had the young Double stone-knocked-out Like a sucker who stepped and posed a threat when I went You can call me what you want: A damn drunk or a fool But I'm the first to pass out and make the shit look cool Incidents like that are few like the brew Zima or Tequiza That's for women somebody pass the gin and Powerade Yo it's also time to drink..get off the track I'ma chill with my buddies and toss a few back...