A script to convert San Francisco's Monkeybrains ISP service outage info into HTTP responses for monitoring
https://example.com/index.php?neighborhood=Mission%20Dolores
The neigborhood parameter must be provided, and note it's case-sensitive to whatever is in Monkeybrains' API response (see below.)
200 OK— Monkeybrains service in the specified neighborhood is operational and within outage threshold404— The neighborhood name specified does not exist.503— Monkeybrains service in the specified neighborhood may be disrupted, or completely out.
A text message is included with errors for context.
At time of writing, the following neighboards are provided in the outage data file. This may change at any time at Monkeybrains discretion. When specifying a neighborhood, case and punctuation must be exact.
- 4th Street
- Adams Point
- Alamo Square
- Anza Vista
- Apparel City
- Aquatic Park / Ft. Mason
- Ashbury Heights
- Bayview
- Bernal Heights
- Bret Harte
- Buena Vista
- Castro
- Cathedral Hill
- Cayuga
- Central Waterfront
- Chinatown
- Civic Center
- Clarendon Heights
- Cleveland Heights
- Cole Valley
- Coliseum
- Coliseum Industrial
- Corona Heights
- Cow Hollow
- Crocker Amazon
- Diamond Heights
- Dogpatch
- Dolores Heights
- Downtown
- Downtown / Union Square
- Duboce Triangle
- Embarcadero
- Eureka Valley
- Excelsior
- Fairmount
- Financial District
- Fishermans Wharf
- Glen Park
- Golden Gate Park
- Haight Ashbury
- Hayes Valley
- Holly Park
- Hunters Point
- India Basin
- Ingleside
- Ingleside Terraces
- Inner Richmond
- Inner Sunset
- Ironworks District
- Ivy Hill
- Japantown
- La Lengua
- Laguna Honda
- Lake Street
- Lakeside
- Laurel Heights / Jordan Park
- Lone Mountain
- Lower Haight
- Lower Nob Hill
- Lower Pacific Heights
- Marina
- Maxwell Park
- Midtown Terrace
- Mint Hill
- Miraloma Park
- Mission
- Mission Bay
- Mission Dolores
- Mission Terrace
- Monterey Heights
- Mt. Davidson Manor
- Nob Hill
- Noe Valley
- North Beach
- North Kennedy Tract
- Northern Waterfront
- Northwest Berkeley
- Oak Center
- Oakland Ave-Harrison Street
- Oceanview
- Outer Mission
- Outer Richmond
- Outer-outer Richmond
- Oyster Point
- Pacific Heights
- Panhandle
- Parnassus Heights
- Peralta Heights
- Polk Gulch
- Portola
- Potrero Hill
- Prescott
- Presidio Heights
- Presidio Terrace
- Produce Market
- Produce and Waterfront
- Rincon Hill
- Rockridge
- Russian Hill
- Seacliff
- Sherwood Forest
- Showplace Square
- Silver Terrace
- South
- South Beach
- South of Market
- St. Marys Park
- Sunnyside
- Telegraph Hill
- Temescal
- Tenderloin
- Treasure Island
- Union Street
- University Mound
- Upper Market
- Visitacion Valley
- West Berkeley
- West Oakland
- Western Addition
- Westwood Highlands
- Westwood Park