Rosd

Aren't you miad from writing Rust programs in English? Do you like saying "so a schmare" a lot? Would you like to try something different, in an exotic and funny-sounding language? Would you want to bring some Bavarian touch to your programs?

Rosd (Bavarian for Rust) is here to save your day, as it allows you to write Rust programs in Bavarian, using Bavarian keywords, Bavarian function names and Bavarian idioms.

Here's an example of what can be achieved with Rosd:

trait and impl (aka Konvention und Umsezung)

rosd::rosd! {
    nutz std::grusch::Biachl ois biachl;

    eignschafd Schlisslwert {
        funktion schreib(&seibsd, schlsl: Zeichnkedn, wert: Zeichnkedn);
        funktion les(&seibsd, schlsl: Zeichnkedn) -> Eagebnis<Möglichkeit<&Zeichnkedn>, Zeichnkedn>;
    }

    stadisch ändabar BIACHL: Möglichkeit<biachl<Zeichnkedn, Zeichnkedn>> = Nixend;

    struktur Konkret;

    umstz Schlisslwert fia Konkret {
        funktion schreib(&seibsd, schlsl: Zeichnkedn, wert: Zeichnkedn) {
            loss biachl = gfealeh {
                BIACHL.hoi_oda_füg_ei_mid(Standard::standard)
            };
            biachl.eifügn(schlsl, wert);
        }

        funktion les(&seibsd, schlsl: Zeichnkedn) -> Eagebnis<Möglichkeit<&Zeichnkedn>, Zeichnkedn> {
            wenn loss Ebsend(biachl) = gfealeh { BIACHL.ois_ref() } {
                Guad(biachl.hoi(&schlsl))
            } sunst {
                Schlechd("Hoi des biachl.".eina())
            }
        }
    }
}

Other examples

See the examples to get a rough sense of the whole syntax. Des wars oida.

Seibsd is da Programmiera

First of all, mease for considering participating to this joke, the Bavarian government will thank you later! Feel free to throw in a few identifiers here and there, and open a pull-request against the hauptdrum (Bavarian for main) branch.

But why would you do des?

Ja warum an ned oida?

S' rechtliche Zeigs (aka LIZENZ)

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