Jesus is a good bot. He likes to make fun of people.
@Jesus help me - Display list of commands
cat - Posts a picture of a cat
dog - Posts a picture of a dog
dank - Posts a meme picture
@Jesus bully @username - Sends @username a mean message from @Jesus (also deletes this message from the feed)
timecube - Posts a passage from http://timecube.2enp.com/
@Jesus logdump [number of messages] - Post the number of logs specified (defaults to 5)
@Jesus add insult [your insult] - Adds a new insult to the list