/Centre-along-HappyValley

Centre along Happy Valley is an unofficial State College, PA themed Cards Against Humanity supplement inspired by Asian Steev's Cols Despite Kentucky

Centre along Happy Valley

Centre along Happy Valley is an unofficial State College, PA-themed Cards Against Humanity supplement inspired by Asian Steev's Cols despite Kentucky.
Images manipulated with Gimp.

The PA Cards

  • A mediocre date at 2000 degrees.
  • Pretending you're not exhausted while climbing Mt. Nittany.
  • Going to What-A-Blast Laser Tag "just as a joke".
  • Finally getting your name on the wall at Zeno's and being too drunk to come up with a clever quote.
  • Wishing Otto's took reservations.
  • Realizing the Corner Room is where real business happens.
  • Spelunking--on a boat.
  • The Dorito Church.
  • A broken down MegaBus.
  • Literally fearing the deer.
  • Diner stickies.
  • Wherever they hid the JoePa statue.
  • Only locking your doors to keep drunk people from sleeping on your couch.
  • Where yinz is at.
  • Having an existential crisis while deciding whether to support athletics or research.
  • A stockpile of bottles from Meyer Dairy.
  • The difference between India Pavillion and Kaarma.
  • Wondering what happened to that tree in your front yard.

PSU Cards

  • Peachy Paterno ice cream.
  • Convincing your roommate to stand in line for a picture riding horseback on the Lion Shrine.
  • Planning your State Patty's Day outfit.
  • Cornhole on the Old Main lawn
  • Waking up in a family of four's attic and not remembering how you got there.
  • Bragging that we taught Ben & Jerry how to make ice cream.
  • Beaver Canyon during Syllabus Week.
  • a fracket.
  • Nafarious AW & Sons security guards.
  • That guy from the Bloopy/Woop.
  • An IndiBro.
  • Bong Water Monkey Boys.
  • Pokey Stix.
  • Canning FTK.
  • Jersey Chasers.
  • THON associated guilt.
  • The Willard Preacher.
  • That feeling you get when you're in the Stacks alone.

##Patone Blue Cards

  • WE ARE...

Print them

  • Go to Printer Studio.
  • Select 63 x 88mm Custom Cards (Blank Cards).
  • Select Premium 310 gsm.
  • Select "Up to 18 cards."
  • Select different images for front.
  • Upload all images from the export directory in this repo (except back.png).
  • Select same images from back.
  • Upload back.png for the backs.
  • Pay them money (should be less than $5 for a single deck, shipping not included). With enough quantity the price can come down to under $2 with shipping included.
  • Steev found sweet spot for quantity versus price to be 18 card decks, 72 decks, $2.21 each = $159.12
  • Wait about a week.
  • Enjoy!