If you're familiar with Laravel, then you should be familiar with artisan inspire. It's a simple command that outputs an inspirational quote when you run it.
I thought it would be fun to build the opposite of that command. A command that when ran, spits out a humourous uninspiring quote.
php artisan uninspire
Contributions are always welcome! If you have an uninspiring quote that you wish to share, feel free to submit a Pull Request!