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IGUANAS

They fall out of trees in florida when its too cold. :(

See This article. theiguana

iguanas only lived in South America until around 5 million years ago... Then the lizards came north

Iguanas are friends NOT FOOD

Facts about Iguanas:

  • They worship the sun
  • They have another sensory organ on the top of their heads.
  • They like veggies
  • Iguanas eat bugs
  • It is not known that they can turn translucent
  • They cannot fly

Recipes for Iguanas

1:

3 apples 2 floridaman fingernails

2:

2 gator tails
a pinch of salt
2 tomatos

Grilled Veggies

This is a recipe that only the coolest of Iguana's can appreciate.

Ingredients:

  • Veggies
  • A Grill

Instructions:

FOR THE LOVE OF GOAT, DON'T BURN THE HOUSE DOWN

Bug Salad

This is a recipe for the Iguana that needs a little more protein in their diet.

Ingredients:

  • 2 cups minced flies
  • 1 cup group grasshoppers
  • 1/4 cup apple cider vinegar
  • 1/2 cup raisins

Instructions:

Mix and let chill for half an hour. Serve when cold. You do NOT want to taste this warm.