This is not quite release-ready, but after presenting at the Perl Mongers meeting, I was kind of forced to at least share the current state of things. Apparently I'm not the only one who doesn't like Nagios and other bloated server monitoring solutions. So here it is: Test::Network, also known as tezt. How to create a network monitoring system in 3 simple steps: 1. Install tezt For now, just copy TAP and Test somewhere in your Perl library folders, or set PERL5LIB to reflect wherever you put them. 2. Create a directory with .t files in them Every .t file should be a Perl unit test script; see "perldoc Test::Network" for an example (in the SYNOPSIS). It's a good idea to test the test suite manually with "prove $dir" before creating the cron job :) 3. Create a cron job MAILTO=someone@example.org */5 * * * * /path/to/diffprove -j 10 /path/to/test-suite The -j argument to "prove" specifies the number of concurrent jobs. If you want to run some tests on a different interval, or only during office hours, etc, just create a separate directory and a separate cron job: 0 9-17 * * * /path/to/diffprove -j 10 /path/to/other-test-suite diffprove will send email when things change. It's a somewhat simplistic approach to network monitoring but it does everything I need.