Tells you how long until @Lynenna#6247's 24h stream on May 21st 2071
ex:
Lyn's 24h stream will start in: 18260 days 10:32:05
fetches the current market value of WRIGHT SOCKS
ex:
YOU CAN GET A PAIR OF WRIGHT SOCKS TODAY FOR ONLY $14.00
Tells you what tea to make next
(tea recipes are randomly generated from listings of actual tea recipes)
ex:
I recommend you add 17% of Pai Mu Tan tea and 66% of shredded coconut and 17% of linden flowers and steep it for 28 minutes!
Aunt Hilda gives you a piece of advice
(Hilda's advise comes from a dictionary I made of 100 pieces of advise from 100 year olds. source: https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/54286/100-pieces-advice-100-year-olds)
ex:
As Aunt Hilda always says... "I try to take the time to look at and appreciate the smaller things that make this life beautiful. When I do that, time slows."