/sliding-tap-list

A fancy way to show your Pub's tap list

Primary LanguageJavaScriptGNU General Public License v3.0GPL-3.0

sliding-taplist

PRE ALPHA VERSION It will be a WordPress plugin to let you show a slidign tap-list on your pub's website.

Getting Started

Actually is only a bunch of spaghetti pseudo-php code.

Prerequisites

Patience

EXAMPLES:

https://youtu.be/AVM8ZYODKng

Installing

Download

Open your webserver 'WWW' folder

Copy all the files there

Cry
A lot

I wont take the car in this conditions, it would be better to hide in a corner, under a blanket, with light turned off. This is not a nightmare buddy, I am sorry

Running the tests

Just told you, don't run the test, just run away as far as you can, burning your router is cool too.

Break down into end to end tests

Google for: 'Anty suicidial hotline'

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_suicide_crisis_lines

And coding style tests

NO WAY, why are you still here?

Y)Hi, my NAME is ... I really would like to kill my self!
O)Why? what's up?
Y)I just saw too much spaghetti code in one line of code!
O)Oh, it happens, this is not so dangerous.
Y)It was Sliding-tap-list!
O)Here is my gun, don't waste any bullet I'll need one too.

Deployment

Copy / Paste / Cry / Lose faith in humanity / Suicide

Built With

Contributing

Please read Programmers who can't program for details on our code of conduct, and the process for submitting pull requests to us.

Versioning

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Authors

License

This project is licensed under the GNU GENERAL PUBLIC LICENSE - see the LICENSE.md file for details

Acknowledgments

  • Simply
  • It
  • Sucks