An IRC bot unixbird and I made for #linuxmasterrace.
.distro arg
Outputs the link to a random distro on distrowatch or the link to arg, providing arg is a real distro.
Arch spam
On (which|what) (distro|distribution) (should|best| use), the bot will spam the word 'Arch'.
.test
A simple test function which outputs 'Hello World!'
.highfive arg
Sends /me highfives arg, or if no arg is passed, the name of the invoking user.
.spock
Another simple function, you will see a few of these. This one outputs 'live long and prosper!'
.hisname
JOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHN CEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
.peasantry
bite my shiny gnu ass!
.linus
Back to functions with a somewhat real purpose: this one outputs Linus Torvald's famous introductory speech to the Linux kernel.
.dank, .dankmeme, .dankswag, .doritotini
Variations of eachother, all output dank maymays.
.interject
Outputs the first couple lines of the famous "I'd like to interject..." speech.
.rekt
Outputs one of ~70 random phrases with 'rekt' in it.
.shrug
Outputs the shrug text emote, for when you just don't know.
.rolecall
Used to get a tally of all the bots in the channel, each with a unique catchphrase.
.aids
Windows command prompt is in any way functional.
.zroll arg
A custom dice roll from a bot that doesn't hate me. arg should be in the form of d or d, where is number of times to roll, and is the size of the dice to roll. Results are random.
.rswitch on/off
Used to toggle zrolling.
The python file now takes arguments from the command line. They are:
- 0: Filename, this never changes, but the name of the script is passed as the first argument
- 1: Password
- 2: server
- 3: nick
- 4: nick to switch to after auth, usually the same