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The best databases you shouldn't use 🗃️

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Awesome Joke Database Awesome

A curated list of databases you shouldn't use.

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/dev/null

Ultra fast, ultra secure, and ultra scalable databases with one HUGE drawback. Those databases send your data to /dev/null and you can't get it back.

Based on this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2F-DItXtZs YouTube thumbnail for Episode 1 - Mongo DB Is Web Scale

  • MangoDB - MangoDB is a MongoDB clone that stores data in /dev/null. Based on this video

DNS

Based on this article by Corey Quinn.

Contributing

Contributions welcome! Read the contribution guidelines first.