This app aims to be the Uber for piggy back rides, allowing people to request piggy back rides to and from places. This app will revolutionalize the way people think about transportation. Via this app, those without the ability to run their cars in the ground for extra cash can now even use their bodies to not only whip themselves into shape, but also be able to earn extra money in their free time piggy backing people around the world!
Our state-of-the art app uses algorithms to calculate on the blockchain if a piggyback-ee is the perfect fit for someone. Our advanced machine learning artificial intelligence uses the big data we collect on users, and through quantum computing, will kick out those who aren't performing satisfactorily. We guarantee you that the performance of our app is LEGENDARY, FULLY FUNCTIONAL, and BUG FREE. It was developed by some of the most functional programmers of the ages!
That's right! Unlike Uber, our service is FREE, so you can get a ride ANYWHERE, without paying a dime. You should try TODAY!