In the next epic instalment to the Teapot Saga (trademark pending), take control of [playername], an adventurer destined to help the Rebellion and save the world from the Teapocalypse, a cataclysmic, world-changing event instigated by Joe Soap, Avatar of the Teanity. In a game somewhat similar to certain Roguelikes (minus the random generation in the main game), save the world from the horrors of Tea. Just remember, Fate dictates everything.
By Olhcim & Deus-Mortuus.