An esoteric programming language that has no use and serves no purpose other than to take the piss out of those idiots.
why -> value += 1
work -> value -= 1
no -> value += 10
not -> value -= 10
:( -> value *= 2
:) -> value /= 2
pls -> square value
! -> output an ascii character with value [value]
? -> output value as an integer
help -> reset value