π DheerajMahra => What do you call a monkey in a mine field? A babooooom!
π deepakr-28 => Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock? Because it's a little meteor.
π chetanraj => What do you call an eagle who can play the piano? Talonted!
π varchasvipandey => Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? Because if they fell forwards theyβd still be in the boat.
π deepakr-28 => Why do pumpkins sit on peopleβs porches? They have no hands to knock on the door.
π DheerajMahra => What do birds give out on Halloween? Tweets.
π DheerajMahra => What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!
πDheerajMahra => did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France? they were cooked in Greece
π rushi-173 => How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for fresh prints.
π deepakr-28 => what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks? a labracadabrador
π Daggerhub => Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
π vikiboss => Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days? Dunno, they're just a bit shady.
π Vidushiii => How do you know if thereβs an elephant under your bed? Your head hits the ceiling!
π Stackio22 => How do you organize a space party? You planet.
π insolitum => What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
π DheerajMahra => How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go ride bikes!
π DheerajMahra => There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary and those who don't
π varchasvipandey => What does a pirate pay for his corn? A buccaneer!
π prkm93 => The phrase that wouldn't go away Senpai..... Noticed Me!
π abdus => What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion? An ion!
π aviralahuja => Did you hear about the hungry clock? It went back four seconds.
π parammittal16 => What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.
π harshith-venkatesh => How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning? He was a good conductor.
π Good4lien => What do you call a girl between two posts? Annette.