/ballmer-peak

A website that creates a schedule for those attempting to climb the ballmer peak

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ballmer-peak

http://alexcrist.github.io/ballmer-peak

A website that creates a schedule for those attempting to climb the ballmer peak. Brain child of the ballmer bois. Currently targets a BAC peak of 0.12.


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Ballmer peak?


ballmer peak


The theory that computer programmers obtain quasi-magical, superhuman coding ability when they have a blood alcohol concentration percentage between 0.129% and 0.138%. The discovery of this effect is attributed to Steve Ballmer, CEO of Microsoft - who probably "discovered" it by simply monitoring his own perpetually inebriated nervous system, and deducing that programming ability "peaks" after a few drinks and then dips dramatically after full-blown drunkenness ensues.

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Features

  • Creates a custom drink schedule to achieve the Ballmer Peak
  • Shows a visualization of your BAC over time
  • Plays a sound when the schedule says it's time to drink

Notes

  • Currently the system assumes you pound your drink instantly

To do

  • Add option for male / female
  • Add option to specify target BAC