##where_are_my_glasses.js is a small script that blurs all images on a page. Includes an accurate simulation of squinting.
Notice: it is not advised to browse the web without your glasses. It may impact performance, and user experience will suffer.
Implementation:
//include the .js <script src="where_are_my_glasses.js"></script>
//then to run: <body onload="where_are_my_glasses()"> or trigger this any other way