Man, if I put brew update into my .zshrc, I'll be so up to date on all the libraries I use! I NEVER remember to run that command.

  • Me, like a month ago

HOLY CRAP, I have to wait through an entire network call AND download a bunch of metadate updates AND update homebrew EVERY SINGLE TIME I open a fucking tmux split?

  • Me, before I wrote this

this

#! /usr/bin/env ruby

exec "brew update" if (1..10).to_a.sample == 1