Alright, let’s cut the crap. Your website? It’s a goddamn disaster. Sure, you think that clean white space is 'modern,' but it’s about as exciting as watching paint dry. Then there’s that guy with the bettermotherfuckingwebsite.com, thinking he’s hot shit with all that colorless crap. And don’t even get me started on evenbettermotherfucking.website—nice try, but it’s still a mess lacking padding.
Now, thebestmotherfucking.website? It’s a colorful trainwreck; way too much going on to even focus. Perfectmotherfuckingwebsite.com? That’s the go-to for blogs, but it’s still buried under all that bloat.
And then there's thebestmotherfuckingwebsite.co, a joke made with React that’s a love letter to bloatiness. Newsflash: loading a shit ton of JavaScript just to look pretty is absurd.
Let’s get real: UX is just as important as DX. We need a site that’s not only fast but also user-friendly. We’re going for clean, simple, and fast. No bullshit, just a website that actually works and doesn’t drag the whole internet along for the ride.