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#DevJoke. Submit a PR if you know a good dev joke.

Dev Joke

Send me a PR if you know a good Dev Joke.


walks UDP package into bar A.


I would tell you a joke about UDP, but I don't know if you will get it.

Either way, I don't care.


Question - What will be the name of the movie on a sad developer?

DEVdas


A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"


Question - How did the developer announce her engagement?

this.engaged = true


Question - Why is the Javascript developer sad?

Because they do not Node how to Express themselves.


Question - How do you comfort a JavaScript bug?

You console it.


Question - Why couldn't the React component understand the joke?

It didn't get the context.


Question - Why did the JavaScript developer leave?

Because she didn't get arrays


Question - Why do functions always break up?

Because they have constant arguments.


Question - Why do programmers get confused between Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25


Question - What is programmer's favourite hangout place?

Foo Bar


Question - What kind of doctors fixes broken websites?

A URLogist


Question - How did the html get drunk?

It had too many


async


Python Space


gitignore


Machine Learning


OOP


Broken Build


Cloud


Cookies


Distracted Dev


Eminem


Functions


Git commit


GraphQL


Love


Machine Learning


Marie Kondo


New Framework


Pointer


Redux and GraphQL


Santa


Tests


Undefined


While Do Loop


z-index


null


docker


java


qa engineer walks into a bar


java


java