Send me a PR if you know a good Dev Joke.
walks UDP package into bar A.
I would tell you a joke about UDP, but I don't know if you will get it.
Either way, I don't care.
Question - What will be the name of the movie on a sad developer?
DEV
das
A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
Question - How did the developer announce her engagement?
this.engaged = true
Question - Why is the Javascript developer sad?
Because they do not Node how to Express themselves.
Question - How do you comfort a JavaScript bug?
You console it.
Question - Why couldn't the React component understand the joke?
It didn't get the context.
Question - Why did the JavaScript developer leave?
Because she didn't get arrays
Question - Why do functions always break up?
Because they have constant arguments.
Question - Why do programmers get confused between Halloween and Christmas?
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25
Question - What is programmer's favourite hangout place?
Foo Bar
Question - What kind of doctors fixes broken websites?
A URLogist
Question - How did the html get drunk?
It had too many