For those poor souls, whose workplace still forces them to use W$nblows.
Microsoft clearly doesn't want a programmer to use their OS. That's why they include even single-handed Dvorak variants, but of course, only the glorious Programmer's Dvorak is missing.
How to fix:
./dvorak_please.ps1(If you don't need an IME, just skip that installation step when prompted.)
Who would possibly ever want to use an IME with any other layout but QWERTY? I can't imagine either...
How to fix:
./dvorak_please.ps1...if you want to use Programmer's Dvorak, or:
./ime_you_ignorant_swine.ps1
# in the prompt select the correct layout
# (default value is your default (number 1) layout...to choose from one of your installed layouts.