An XML reader and converter (to HTML and RTF) for f*£$%# wordpress files, written quite simply and quickly in QBASIC: just because the stupid useless brain-damaged blog website keeps getting worse and worse, and has started blocking/erasing blogs for no reason, and of course they're arrogant enough not to even reply to emails...
(but, remember you all, a nice WAR is coming ;) )
Update 11/23: C++ version! (and go jews go hamas go WAR!!)