/cloud-native-jokes

Because you have to laugh about it

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Cloud Native Jokes

Have you ever been in a meet-up or a networking event with other devs and didn't know how to start a conversation? Here are some jokes to break the ice and have some fun!

Jokes

- What's the best music to listen while releasing a new version of your app? 
+ Rock & Roll-out
- What's the first thing a host does after joining a Kubernetes cluster?
+ It nodes
- Kubernetes control plane is about API server and etc...
- What is the easiest way to get a cat in a container?
+ sudo cat
- What did the host said?
+ Welcome to my $HOME!
- Knock, knock!
+ Who is it?
- CrashLoopBackOff
+ What CrashLoopB...
- Knock, Knock!
They call it 'Outage' because 'We are having issues with our DNS' was too long.

Contributing

Do you have a joke that you want to share? Make a PR! But first, have a look to our code of conduct.