evan108108/gitsome

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Track your emotional trajectory in a github repo? LULZ It’s only a matter of time before someone proposes to his girlfriend via git comments (echoing the NYTimes crossword proposals of my generation). Like "haha i'm commit-ed to you".

Consider the following reapplication of github vocabularies:

READ.ME files (instructions for first dates)
Merge conflict resolution (relationship counseling)
Multiple item merging (kinky ++)
Repository not found (= it's over)
Too many updates (= PDA)
Non-substantive commit comments (promises you don’t intend to keep)

Sounds great. Now build it!