The Legend of the Drunken Lemu:
One day a man misspoke and instead of a drunken lemur, he said a drunken lemu. An AI generated image sprung forth:
Half beast, half lemur, half emu.
This image captures the true essence of what it means to do obviously dumb things as a developer.
$ curl https://raw.githubusercontent.com/f0rk/lemu/master/tools/lemu > ~/bin/lemu
$ chmod +x ~/bin/lemu
$ lemu
have you ever considered not drinking ten glasses of bourbon with lunch?
You may also invoke lemu with the thing being drunk:
$ lemu -s "salmiakki koskenkorva"
you finished an entire fifth of salmiakki koskenkorva
You may also specify the kind of alcohol:
$ lemu -k beer
keg stands with IPA didn't end so well
For help use --help flag.