You turned over a stone, and...
Often times when developing, you need a humorous empathization with your
situation. Enter: rock. Every time you uncover some crazy code, insane
requirements, and deranged implementations, rock will let you communicate
with others in a compact and concise way your feelings about what has happened.
$ curl https://raw.githubusercontent.com/f0rk/rock/master/tools/rock > ~/bin/rock
$ chmod +x ~/bin/rock
$ rock
you kicked over a rock, and under it was a rabid raccoon
You may also invoke rock with the thing under the rock:
$ rock -s hyenas
you kicked over a rock, and under it was hyenas
For help use --help flag.