Edit: somebody evidently came up with this joke four years ago; boy is my face red.
The github activity calendar excels as a textbook example of the humblebrag, but what if you want to convey more than how productive you are?
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Create a new repository.
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Check it out.
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commits.py "help I'm trapped in an open source enterprise shop" -
Push.
Eventually github will backfill your commit history.