I wanted to know what would happen if you ran the Bible's original text through Google Translate. This is a very simple program to automate that.
Code is super ugly. Its only purpose is to parse text downloaded from http://www.tanach.us/Pages/Technical.html The program takes one verse at a time, and runs it through the Google Translate API. You'll need to set up the Google Translate API, and obtain a key to use it in your program. You'll also have to set the environment variable. (See https://cloud.google.com/translate/docs/quickstart for details)
I'm including the files I parsed (http://www.tanach.us/License.html), and the output. Stay tuned for the New Testament...