Have you or someone on your team ever accidently installed a module without knowing it was "Generated by CoffeeScript"? I know the feeling and its horrible! Well have no fear, CoffeeFilter is here to save your day!
Just simply install and as soon as your app attempts to use a module generated by CoffeeScript, your application will segfault for you! YAY!
I can't believe I have to put this on there, but this is a j-o-k-e. Please don't actually use this in your apps. :-)
npm install coffeefilter
Just require it before everything else:
require('coffeefilter');
var obj = require('bastard-who-might-ruin-your-day');