because the office is epic
Returns an JSON object with one random quote:
{
"quote": "Dwight, you ignorant slut!",
"author": "Micheal Scott"
}Returns an array with {number} quotes e.g. GET /quotes/2
[
{
"quote": "I live by one rule: No office romances, no way. Very messy, inappropriate…no. But, I live by another rule: Just do it…Nike.",
"author": "Micheal Scott"
},
{
"quote": "The only problem is whenever I try to make a taco, I get too excited and crush it.",
"author": "Kevin Malone"
}
]Returns an JSON object with all That's what she said jokes :
[
{
"quote": "Michael. I can't believe you came.",
"type": "That's what she said",
"author": "Dwight -> Micheal Scott",
},
{
"quote": "Michael, you are making this harder than it has to be.",
"type": "That's what she said",
"author": "Gabe -> Micheal Scott",
},
{
"quote":
"Wow, that is really hard. You really think you can go all day long? Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling, so-",
"type": "That's what she said",
"author": "Jim -> Micheal Scott",
},
{
"quote": "You need to get back on top.",
"type": "That's what she said",
"author": "Darryl -> Micheal Scott",
},
]If you want to add some quotes, just add them in quotes.js file and do a pull request !
Inspired by Breaking Bad Quotes