You sit down at your desktop. Your desktop is currently blank.
You reminisce back to 1999, when your friend emailed you about a new, hip, cool program called REDACTED. It was a social little monkey to put on your desktop, and he told you beaver jokes, would mock you while you worked, and tell one out of 5 facts.
That's right, he's coming back.
This time, stronger than before.
And also cross-platform.
