On the twelfth day of DEF CON, my true love gave to me
twelve speakers speaking,
eleven hashes cracking,
ten pickers picking,
nine goons a-trolling,
eight doxxers doxxing,
seven guards a-knocking,
six stickers sticking,
FIVE POOL PARTIES
four c and d's,
three hours' sleep,
two rogue ATMs,
and my password on the wall of sheep.