Sam bankmanfried teaches teaches crypto to gary gensler
4 minute video
Headlines: FTX/SBF https://forkast.news/a-series-of-events-cryptos-2022-timeline/ October was the “biggest month in the biggest year ever” for crypto hackers, with over US$718 million stolen from decentralized finance sites across 11 different hacks, according to Chainalysis, a U.S.-based blockchain analysis company.
Prizes to talk about:
Polygon? - just a chain Worldcoin - evil, eye scanning, gary likes it a lot! - going for the dishonourable mention prize!! Walletconnect - just for wallets Metamask - also wallet 1inch - dex/liquidity Uniswap - dex Filecoin - ipfs? Used for storage Arboretum layer 2 - introduce layer concept? Scroll zero knowledge roll up - yes you have zero knowledge about crypto, if you roll up zero knowledge what is rolled up? Question for plato..honourable mention prize Yes I can prove you have zero knowledge What do you know about crypto? Not much (shrugs). (sam) exactly, thats proof of zero knowledge Starknet - zk rollup - Apecoin dao - yuga labs/BAYC -> cryptopunks Sammy on the DL tho, I did cop myself this #123434 punk, i’ve put it on my lanyard, boys in the office call me big dog haha (serious) -> show me your collection Sure, let me just log into all of my customers wallets that we liquidated -> zoom out to show extremely dense screen of small rectangles showing all nfts Gary: “nice” meme - send all these to government wallet address & we reduce your sentence by 10 years 20 15 Sam: deal
Ens? Safe - custody of digital assets Uma - oracle
Ooooo gary I think you will like this - shows poap logo in hand - it’s called a POAP? What is that? Proof of arrest protocol? I like it wow , that’s so cool, imagine if now I can arrest people and have that on the blockchain forever - that’s so cool! I love crypto sam! Tell me more! (this is the turning point) POAP - proof of arrest protocol - go to jail meme, followed by “nice” meme
Generative AI:
Notes: SEC vs FTX The SEC won’t let me be, it feels empty without me Eminem - without me
So the FCC won't let me be Or let me be me, so let me see They tried to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty without me
So the SEC won’t let me be Or let me be me, so let me see They tried to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty without me
Hello gary Its been a long time sam - still banking the unbanked? (gulp)
Sam teaches gary about the evil side of crypto with starting with zero knowledge then poap then worldcoin. By the end gary is converted & they are bros last scene they are talking about nfts & walk off into the sunset as friends
Sam: what do you know about crypto gary G: oh a lot sammy boy - youll have all the time in the world to listen to me talk when you are sitting in federal prison S: oh yeah? You know about zero knowledge proofs? G: zero knowledge proofs? How can you prove something with zero knowledge? Sounds like you used zero knowledge when you decided to defraud your customers