A bare minimum collection of statements to parse and execute programs written in the beautiful language of Bengali, such that it just slightly smooches the definition of a programming language.
For now, it just runs one program correctly, but it should have no trouble executing very simple programs based on if-else and while statements.
It supports very basic set of mathematical operations, comparisons, and equality testing. It only has two datatypes, integer and string, and you can really manipulate only integers for now. Strings are constant, and can only be used for display. Speaking of which, it also has a built in 'print' call.
Oh, and did I mention it was written in 3 hours on a gloomy day? You're welcome.