This project is archived for historical reasons and should not be used.
This is a simple prank to pull on someone running OSX if they leave their computer unlocked. What it does (could do if you wanted to fork and uncomment things):
- Adds a line to crontab to keep itself going via forever-monitor
- Installs node into ~/.noderz
- Runs a web server on port 4242 that...
- allows you to run any command via OSX's say command that...
- Pumps the volume to 100%
- Says the line of text you give it
- Returns back to the previous volume
- allows you to run any command via OSX's say command that...
A prank that totally takes over the computer wouldn't be cool. Here's how it stays somewhat harmless:
- Whitelists only the following characters for exec:
[a-z0-9.-_,' ](strings are double quoted) - Always runs in userspace. Does not use sudo or anything else to risk compromising the system
- Has a kill switch (killall node, remove crontab, delete ~/.noderz)
Because a friend always forgot to lock the computer.
Hopefully now they will.