bash-insulter

Randomly insults the user when typing wrong command.

Change insults as needed :)

noob@bender:~ $ sl

  Y u no speak computer???

-bash: sl: command not found
noob@bender:~ $ gti status

  This is why nobody likes you.

-bash: gti: command not found
noob@bender:~ $ sp aux

  Go outside.

-bash: sp: command not found

Compatibility

Bash v4 and newer
Zsh

Installation

# Method 1 - know what you are doing
git clone https://github.com/hkbakke/bash-insulter.git bash-insulter
sudo cp bash-insulter/src/bash.command-not-found /etc/

# Method 2 - I don't care, insult me!
sudo wget -O /etc/bash.command-not-found https://raw.githubusercontent.com/hkbakke/bash-insulter/master/src/bash.command-not-found

Then source the file automatically for new logins by adding the following to /etc/bash.bashrc or any of the other locations where you can configure your shell automatically during login (zsh have different config files):

if [ -f /etc/bash.command-not-found ]; then
    . /etc/bash.command-not-found
fi

keinwort/bash-insulter

bash-insulter

Compatibility

Installation