/PHPTSD

PHPTSD

A nightmarish PHP library

  • Familiar working with events? Add some pain into your workflow with a TraumaticEvent class
  • Unhandled TraumaticEvent items do not support a max-retry limit and will always go straight back into the queue
  • Sprinkle some unpredictability into accessing objects in memory
  • Augment your current state with related past events
  • Experience random freezes
  • Decouple your core logic by making use of the Dissociative Protection layer
  • The Dissonance helper makes sure that true === false; useful for debugging the causes of issues!

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