Currently uptime monitoring is provided by pingdom and is located at the following url;
http://stats.pingdom.com/5wtmryrerle9
This is a spike to put IRC behind SSH based connections. Primary dependencies are;
Fabric 1.4.3
Vagrant 1.0.3
VirtualBox 4.1.x
For access, add your public key to /puppet/modules/users/manifests/init.pp and submit a pull request.