dear-sir-or-madam

This is a really obnoxious bookmarklet that makes webpages look like they're ransom notes. It makes them look like this:

Make it go

Step 1. Bookmark this by dragging it to your bookmark bar: ransomify!. Or if that doesn't work, create a bookmark and set its url to:

javascript:var i,s,ss=['//ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.11.0/jquery.min.js','//rawgit.com/notwaldorf/dear-sir-or-madam/master/ransom-it.js'];for(i=0;i!=ss.length;i++){s=document.createElement('script');s.src=ss[i];document.body.appendChild(s);}void(0);

Step 2. Go to a non-https webpage and press that bookmark. Https and bookmarklets don't get along.

Step 3. ??? (also wait a bit)

Step 4. Profit!

<3,

monica