The Corporate Bullshit Generator is a fault-tolerant, random text generator that can produce smart-sounding sentences for corporate environments. It is an Erlang/OTP port of the original ADA program The Corporate Bullshit Generator (CBSG) written by Gautier de Montmollin.
http://cbsg.sf.net (original website)
https://sourceforge.net/projects/cbsg/ (source code)
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