php + libuv = win
Very alpha. And not in the dominating male / leader of the pack sense.
Make sure you have the PHP 5.4 header files installed somewhere.
$ cp local.gypi.example local.gypi
$ vi local.gypi # update include paths
$ tools/gyp/gyp -Dlibrary=shared_library
$ make
Add the following line to your php.ini.
extension = /path/to/phode/out/Debug/obj.target/libphode.so
Now try out some of the examples in the test/ directory.
$ php test/test-tcp-ping-pong.php
Segmentation fault.
The beauty of open source!