A very funny project for the Pi, ha ha ha ha ha.
This is a utility that collects information about the system and network at given intervals and uploads them to a server for later analysis. The client is written in Python 2 and is designed for Raspbian on the Raspberry Pi, but it probably works in most other Linux systems too. The server is written in node.js and stores the data in a MongoDB database.
sudo apt-get install screen python-pip
sudo pip install requests
git clone https://github.com/proog/raspi-stats.git
screen
raspi-stats/raspi-stats.py -u <url> -v <nickname>
Ctrl+A D
cd raspi-stats
sudo npm install
node server.js